Little does she know it, but Amanda Wenk is the new face of the new web! All of the bloggers are in love with her, especially the ones from Spain. This is mainly because she has gigantic boobs, but also I suspect because none of them have talked to a girl in person before.
It’s only a matter of time before she is signed up to endorse Flock, or Flickr, or some other Web 2.0 fad.
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Some new company called Digg recieved 2.8 million dollars for what amounts to a trivial Web 2.0 application developed using Ajax, Ruby on Rails, and possibly SQLite.
I hope they bought plenty of Aeron chairs and Cisco routers for their employees to take home when their paychecks start bouncing and the electricity gets turned off.
I’m totally blown away. Snakes on a Plane is the newest motion picture and internet bandwagon that is also a philosophy of existance. There is no how or why, there are only snakes. On a plane.
This blog entry tells you which exciting Web 2.0 stocks to sell short. This is an excellent opportunity to grow you imaginary stock portfolio at Investopedia.
If you are considering following this advice with real money, I suggest you don’t. I won’t be responsible for that shit.