Compugoat Enterprise Solutions

To make things easier in this time of transition, I have compiled instructions for getting an account on the new WDMA here. There is also a link to the Gentlemans Club. Have fun goons!

I haven’t had a decent breakfast in approximately 32937974 years.

I have installed the latest version of OpenBSD on the SIMH VAX emulator. It is slow as balls, because crapple crapintoshes are slow as fuck to begin with. I also don’t have SIMH compiled with networking yet, so this emulated machine does next to nothing. Later, I will get this stuff running on one of my fast computers, and it should be a lot cooler.

Thanks to Obsolyte, I own several of the most useless computers ever invented:

Sparcstation IPX
Sparcstation IPC
2x Sparcstation 5
Sparcstation 4
Sparcstation 20
Marixx Sparcstation 10 clone

I also have 911, 811, and 411 disk boxes. They are pure faggotry, but it all adds up to a huge pile of obsolete Unix shit.

I don’t think the specs are really important, but it should suffice to say that I have enough components for one or two really bitchin’ 32 bit sparc machines. I should also say that even though these are totally pointless, they at least can run a decent unix-like operating system. So it could be a lot worse, but fuck, I’ve never had sex in my life.

Edit: to be clear, I didn’t pay more than $200 for all of this shit. I picked them up cheap from eBay and a local place called Comprenew.

This blog entry tells you which exciting Web 2.0 stocks to sell short. This is an excellent opportunity to grow you imaginary stock portfolio at Investopedia.

If you are considering following this advice with real money, I suggest you don’t. I won’t be responsible for that shit.

Back off me! I am doing GOD’S WORK! You can’t fuck with this shit.

RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Signed, Harriet Miers

You heard it here first. This marks a new era in usability, industrial design, and Macintosh ease of use. I predict Apple’s stock will go up a bajillion points and hopefully split again, so I can wallop hello’s ass in our stock trading game…

Here is a link. I can’t make a thumbnail because I broke the gimp somehow.

Why don’t you outlaw something harmful like tobacco instead of video games you stupid canuck

The People Vs. Common Sense

I have installed Arch Linux on a virtual machine. It is probably rad and probably slow.

This is Windows 2000 running on a DEC Alpha.

Seriously, in this picture it looks like Microsoft dude Steve Ballmer is much bigger than other Microsoft dude Bill Gates. It is a fact that Bill Gates is a wussy little chimp, and we all know about Steve Ballmer’s angry streak. It is clear to me that the reason Bill Gates doesn’t fire Steve Ballmer is that he is afraid of getting beaten up. Look at this picture:

It is obvious that Steve is way bigger than Bill and could easily throw him at Google like so many Herman Miller office chairs. Or he could give him swirlies or stuff him into a locker, as Bill experienced so many times in his friendless dweeby high school career. Perhaps Bill should look at these tips to deal with online cyber bullies, although they may just result in getting his ass kicked.

Photo stolen from here.