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I have no idea if they are any good, but this album cover does it for me. I will report on if the music is any good later.

edit: Tear You Apart isn’t so bad, but a little boring.

I haven’t had a decent breakfast in approximately 32937974 years.

Little does she know it, but Amanda Wenk is the new face of the new web! All of the bloggers are in love with her, especially the ones from Spain. This is mainly because she has gigantic boobs, but also I suspect because none of them have talked to a girl in person before.

It’s only a matter of time before she is signed up to endorse Flock, or Flickr, or some other Web 2.0 fad.

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I have installed the latest version of OpenBSD on the SIMH VAX emulator. It is slow as balls, because crapple crapintoshes are slow as fuck to begin with. I also don’t have SIMH compiled with networking yet, so this emulated machine does next to nothing. Later, I will get this stuff running on one of my fast computers, and it should be a lot cooler.

Some new company called Digg recieved 2.8 million dollars for what amounts to a trivial Web 2.0 application developed using Ajax, Ruby on Rails, and possibly SQLite.

I hope they bought plenty of Aeron chairs and Cisco routers for their employees to take home when their paychecks start bouncing and the electricity gets turned off.

Pure faggotry.

Quick name more shit after her! Fuckers

Thanks to Obsolyte, I own several of the most useless computers ever invented:

Sparcstation IPX
Sparcstation IPC
2x Sparcstation 5
Sparcstation 4
Sparcstation 20
Marixx Sparcstation 10 clone

I also have 911, 811, and 411 disk boxes. They are pure faggotry, but it all adds up to a huge pile of obsolete Unix shit.

I don’t think the specs are really important, but it should suffice to say that I have enough components for one or two really bitchin’ 32 bit sparc machines. I should also say that even though these are totally pointless, they at least can run a decent unix-like operating system. So it could be a lot worse, but fuck, I’ve never had sex in my life.

Edit: to be clear, I didn’t pay more than $200 for all of this shit. I picked them up cheap from eBay and a local place called Comprenew.

This blog entry tells you which exciting Web 2.0 stocks to sell short. This is an excellent opportunity to grow you imaginary stock portfolio at Investopedia.

If you are considering following this advice with real money, I suggest you don’t. I won’t be responsible for that shit.

Apparantly Apple is run by cruel Nazis. This photograph proves that Apple has sent the iPod to some sort of Nazi concentration camp for Jews, Gays, and MP3 players, where it was starved almost to the point of death while being used for slave labor.

Back off me! I am doing GOD’S WORK! You can’t fuck with this shit.

RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Signed, Harriet Miers