Thanks to Obsolyte, I own several of the most useless computers ever invented:
Sparcstation IPX
Sparcstation IPC
2x Sparcstation 5
Sparcstation 4
Sparcstation 20
Marixx Sparcstation 10 clone
I also have 911, 811, and 411 disk boxes. They are pure faggotry, but it all adds up to a huge pile of obsolete Unix shit.
I don’t think the specs are really important, but it should suffice to say that I have enough components for one or two really bitchin’ 32 bit sparc machines. I should also say that even though these are totally pointless, they at least can run a decent unix-like operating system. So it could be a lot worse, but fuck, I’ve never had sex in my life.
Edit: to be clear, I didn’t pay more than $200 for all of this shit. I picked them up cheap from eBay and a local place called Comprenew.