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It’s out.

I’m totally blown away. Snakes on a Plane is the newest motion picture and internet bandwagon that is also a philosophy of existance. There is no how or why, there are only snakes. On a plane.

Thanks to Obsolyte, I own several of the most useless computers ever invented:

Sparcstation IPX
Sparcstation IPC
2x Sparcstation 5
Sparcstation 4
Sparcstation 20
Marixx Sparcstation 10 clone

I also have 911, 811, and 411 disk boxes. They are pure faggotry, but it all adds up to a huge pile of obsolete Unix shit.

I don’t think the specs are really important, but it should suffice to say that I have enough components for one or two really bitchin’ 32 bit sparc machines. I should also say that even though these are totally pointless, they at least can run a decent unix-like operating system. So it could be a lot worse, but fuck, I’ve never had sex in my life.

Edit: to be clear, I didn’t pay more than $200 for all of this shit. I picked them up cheap from eBay and a local place called Comprenew.

Apparantly Apple is run by cruel Nazis. This photograph proves that Apple has sent the iPod to some sort of Nazi concentration camp for Jews, Gays, and MP3 players, where it was starved almost to the point of death while being used for slave labor.

I have installed Arch Linux on a virtual machine. It is probably rad and probably slow.

This is Windows 2000 running on a DEC Alpha.

And kicks like a Mule! Apparantly if you show any concern for the health of one of our nations leaders, the conservative blogosphere regime gets uppity and blogs about it. Fie!

CNN is reporting that Al Qaeda terrorists used Asterisk VoIP technology to mastermind the terrorist attack that occured in Jordan last Friday. This information comes from high up in the intelligence community, which reported that their ability to intercept illegally encrypted VoIP telephone calls is non-existant.

Earlier today, ZDNet reported that Skype-to-Skype calls are a terror risk. Skype is a Peer to Peer (P2P) VoIP application that is popular because of its lack of security and no centralized server for the government to tap into.

Hopefully this will convince the government to outlaw uncontrolled VoIP communication software, and put tighter controls on so-called “open source” programming. People who develop tools that only benefit the terrorists are just as evil as the ones who strap bombs to their chests.