Little does she know it, but Amanda Wenk is the new face of the new web! All of the bloggers are in love with her, especially the ones from Spain. This is mainly because she has gigantic boobs, but also I suspect because none of them have talked to a girl in person before.
It’s only a matter of time before she is signed up to endorse Flock, or Flickr, or some other Web 2.0 fad.
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This blog is not going places.
Some new company called Digg recieved 2.8 million dollars for what amounts to a trivial Web 2.0 application developed using Ajax, Ruby on Rails, and possibly SQLite.
I hope they bought plenty of Aeron chairs and Cisco routers for their employees to take home when their paychecks start bouncing and the electricity gets turned off.
This blog entry tells you which exciting Web 2.0 stocks to sell short. This is an excellent opportunity to grow you imaginary stock portfolio at Investopedia.
If you are considering following this advice with real money, I suggest you don’t. I won’t be responsible for that shit.
Back off me! I am doing GOD’S WORK! You can’t fuck with this shit.
RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Signed, Harriet Miers
Pleas!
Why don’t you outlaw something harmful like tobacco instead of video games you stupid canuck
To be a proper English gentleman, one must have the flyest threads around. Enter English Cut, a blog by some Bespoke Tailor from Savile Row in London, England. For a low low price of like 2000 lbs, they can set you up with the dopest jeans in town, so when you are rolling down the Strand with your homies, or viewing the hangings at Tyburn, or whatever, you will command the respect of the entire British Empire.
Seriously, in this picture it looks like Microsoft dude Steve Ballmer is much bigger than other Microsoft dude Bill Gates. It is a fact that Bill Gates is a wussy little chimp, and we all know about Steve Ballmer’s angry streak. It is clear to me that the reason Bill Gates doesn’t fire Steve Ballmer is that he is afraid of getting beaten up. Look at this picture:
It is obvious that Steve is way bigger than Bill and could easily throw him at Google like so many Herman Miller office chairs. Or he could give him swirlies or stuff him into a locker, as Bill experienced so many times in his friendless dweeby high school career. Perhaps Bill should look at these tips to deal with online cyber bullies, although they may just result in getting his ass kicked.
Photo stolen from here.
It seems these are a premium brand of notebook used for blogging on paper. I’m not sure if it’s magic paper or if you have to scan it or transcribe it after you write in it. The first I saw of these Moleskines was at my clown college bookstore when I was standing in line. I thought to myself “oh wow a premium quality notebook for angsty people to blog in, let me NOT IN on this”. And then I came home to find this crap on my Internet too. I don’t know what the point of this crap is, but I’m sure it is going to be as lame as all of the people who constantly jack off about their iPods and base their whole lifestyles around it.
Here’s a picce of Chris’s stuff that he carries around in his pockets. He has both a Moleskine AND an iPod, plus some sort of GNU/Linux wristwatch: 
WTF ever, you zany web 2.0 netizens.