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It is a scientific fact that people who walk around with headsets are faggots. Everyone hates these people. Without holding a phone to your head, it looks like you’re an insane person talking to nothing. I’m just going to start calling the cops on all you jerks, telling them that there’s a crazy person wandering around talking about MURDERING people.

And you idiots who wear your headsets while you’re NOT talking on the phone, what the fuck? You want to look like you’re shitheads full time? Or do you just feel cool when you wear one, like you’re on star trek or some shit? I refuse to talk to you fuckers.

And it’s not called a “bluetooth”, how fucking stupid are you people?