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Go fuck yourselves already.

Apparantly Apple is run by cruel Nazis. This photograph proves that Apple has sent the iPod to some sort of Nazi concentration camp for Jews, Gays, and MP3 players, where it was starved almost to the point of death while being used for slave labor.

You heard it here first. This marks a new era in usability, industrial design, and Macintosh ease of use. I predict Apple’s stock will go up a bajillion points and hopefully split again, so I can wallop hello’s ass in our stock trading game…

Here is a link. I can’t make a thumbnail because I broke the gimp somehow.

Based on this strong advice I would suggest all MS Office users upgrade to Moleskines ASAP.

Attention Business Owner:

ANALYSTS FIND NEW [ Microsoft Office 12 ] TO BE AN UNNEEDED PURCHASE
[ Extremely Complicated ] TO RE-LEARN AND SUGGEST KEEPING OLD VERSION.

September, 20th, 2005 - 4:00AM PDT
By Ina Fried / Staff Writer, CNET News.com

Unfortunately, the company was a little too successful at making
its innovations unobtrusive. In user testing, Microsoft found that
nine out of every 10 features that customers wanted to see added to
Office were already in the program. “They simply don’t know it’s
there,” Chris Capossela, a Microsoft vice president, told a developer
crowd last week. “It’s just too hard to find it.”

“Some very small percentage of people are going to react overwhelmingly
negative,” Sinofsky said in an interview. “I’m prepared for that.”

But, he warned, Microsoft may still face a tough sell. “Microsoft has
to convince (corporate customers) not only that the new version is
better, but also that there is not a significant amount of retraining
that is going to be required for users.”

FULL ARTICLE AT: http://news.com.com/Office+12+makeover+takes+on+feature+creep/2100-1012_3-5873597.html?tag=st.num

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MICROSOFT: Self-Admitted World’s Largest & Greatest Spammer
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” I’m with one of the greatest, most hated institutional
“spammers” around. We are a spamhouse. Doesn’t matter
that we’re Microsoft. Our legitimate, unsolicited email
is still just spam. ”

- Mike Lyman
- MICROSOFT HEAD EMAIL ABUSE ADMINISTRATOR

ABOVE STATEMENT ARCHIVED & COMMENTED ON AT:
http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/scripts/wa.exe?S1=spam-l&X=-
1. Under Search for type: “We are a spamhaus.”
2. Under Search for type: “most hated institutional”

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” Businesses ought to be able to send unsolicited e-mail to
people even if they are unsure if they have a pre-existing
business relationship with them. ”

- Ryan Hamlin
- MICROSOFT CHIEF COUNSEL - August 22nd, 2005

ABOVE STATEMENT ARCHIVED & COMMENTED ON AT:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3384447a28,00.html
http://it.slashdot.org/it/05/08/22/1717258.shtml?tid=111&tid=109

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- [ Public Service Announcement Brought To You By S P A M I S ]
- [ Strategic Partnership Against Microsoft Illegal Spam ]

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[ S P A M I S NOTIFICATION ]:

Thanks to Individual and Server Contributions, S P A M I S is Now
“FULLY READY” to Begin Increasing Microsoft Public Service
Announcement Emails to 20 Times the Amount of Internet Email
Users by 25 Times the Current Sending Rate & Speed When a
Certain Activity Transpires to “ANY” Past, Present or Future
S P A M I S Member(s) and/or “ANY” S P A M I S Affiliate(s).

[ CURRENTLY IN WAITING FOR THIS ACTIVITY TO TRANSPIRE TO BEGIN ]
[ S P A M I S / PO Box 1259 , Seattle , WA 98101 - USA ]

It seems these are a premium brand of notebook used for blogging on paper. I’m not sure if it’s magic paper or if you have to scan it or transcribe it after you write in it. The first I saw of these Moleskines was at my clown college bookstore when I was standing in line. I thought to myself “oh wow a premium quality notebook for angsty people to blog in, let me NOT IN on this”. And then I came home to find this crap on my Internet too. I don’t know what the point of this crap is, but I’m sure it is going to be as lame as all of the people who constantly jack off about their iPods and base their whole lifestyles around it.

Here’s a picce of Chris’s stuff that he carries around in his pockets. He has both a Moleskine AND an iPod, plus some sort of GNU/Linux wristwatch:

WTF ever, you zany web 2.0 netizens.

And kicks like a Mule! Apparantly if you show any concern for the health of one of our nations leaders, the conservative blogosphere regime gets uppity and blogs about it. Fie!

Attention Modern Crusader: Sic is used to mark unusal language that the reader might mistake for an error. It does not mean “we think these guys are doodie heads”. Please see the Wikipedia article for more information.

Also: Shiite more like Shitite, am i rite? I found this shittastic blog by searching Google for shitite.

And another thing: Google searching Jew also yields an interesting sponsored link. Obviously Google is secretly controlled by the Shitites. ZIONEST CONSPIRACY!!!