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I’m totally blown away. Snakes on a Plane is the newest motion picture and internet bandwagon that is also a philosophy of existance. There is no how or why, there are only snakes. On a plane.

Quick name more shit after her! Fuckers

Thanks to Obsolyte, I own several of the most useless computers ever invented:

Sparcstation IPX
Sparcstation IPC
2x Sparcstation 5
Sparcstation 4
Sparcstation 20
Marixx Sparcstation 10 clone

I also have 911, 811, and 411 disk boxes. They are pure faggotry, but it all adds up to a huge pile of obsolete Unix shit.

I don’t think the specs are really important, but it should suffice to say that I have enough components for one or two really bitchin’ 32 bit sparc machines. I should also say that even though these are totally pointless, they at least can run a decent unix-like operating system. So it could be a lot worse, but fuck, I’ve never had sex in my life.

Edit: to be clear, I didn’t pay more than $200 for all of this shit. I picked them up cheap from eBay and a local place called Comprenew.

This blog entry tells you which exciting Web 2.0 stocks to sell short. This is an excellent opportunity to grow you imaginary stock portfolio at Investopedia.

If you are considering following this advice with real money, I suggest you don’t. I won’t be responsible for that shit.

Apparantly Apple is run by cruel Nazis. This photograph proves that Apple has sent the iPod to some sort of Nazi concentration camp for Jews, Gays, and MP3 players, where it was starved almost to the point of death while being used for slave labor.

Back off me! I am doing GOD’S WORK! You can’t fuck with this shit.

RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Signed, Harriet Miers

You heard it here first. This marks a new era in usability, industrial design, and Macintosh ease of use. I predict Apple’s stock will go up a bajillion points and hopefully split again, so I can wallop hello’s ass in our stock trading game…

Here is a link. I can’t make a thumbnail because I broke the gimp somehow.

Pleas!

Why don’t you outlaw something harmful like tobacco instead of video games you stupid canuck

The People Vs. Common Sense

I have installed Arch Linux on a virtual machine. It is probably rad and probably slow.

This is Windows 2000 running on a DEC Alpha.