Compugoat Enterprise Solutions

YOUR WEB SITE IS SHIT. SHIT. You are incompetent cocksuckers. How in the fuck would you ever think this kind of thing is acceptable? I don’t have flash player. There is no flash player for my computer. Even if there was, it would be too slow to be usable. Even if it were fast enough to be usable, it is hopelessly insecure. Even if it were not a security risk, it would still make for a crappy web browsing experience where nothing would work right. EVER TRY TO MIDDLE CLICK A LINK THAT IS PART OF A FLASH APPLET? WELL YOU CAN’T. FUCK YOU.

The following sites are worthless shit:

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I used to run KDE 2. Which is to say, I barely did anything with that computer, because it was totally fucking unusable. It sat next to a real computer, and I used it to IRC and browse the web when the real computer was occupied with BF1942 or some such.

KDE is looking a lot better these days. After trying KDE 4, I think it is unpolished, but certainly more competitive with GNOME than it used to be.

I actually heard the word “blogosphere” on Law & Order recently.

I have restored all of my old bloggings to my blog. I did this because they were offline for so long that I forgot how worthless they were. You can see many shining examples of me being drunk, being a virgin, and just being a dork. Hopefully having those old posts back will boost my Technorati authority. That would be funny.

TODO: see if I still have the images from some posts

More bikers trying to bike to work! I hate it when a kikeonabike is obstructing traffic in front of me. Ride on the sidewalk! Buy a car!

It is a scientific fact that people who walk around with headsets are faggots. Everyone hates these people. Without holding a phone to your head, it looks like you’re an insane person talking to nothing. I’m just going to start calling the cops on all you jerks, telling them that there’s a crazy person wandering around talking about MURDERING people.

And you idiots who wear your headsets while you’re NOT talking on the phone, what the fuck? You want to look like you’re shitheads full time? Or do you just feel cool when you wear one, like you’re on star trek or some shit? I refuse to talk to you fuckers.

And it’s not called a “bluetooth”, how fucking stupid are you people?