Archive for August, 2005

Dick Cheney Grunts Like a Goat

Monday, August 29th, 2005

And kicks like a Mule! Apparantly if you show any concern for the health of one of our nations leaders, the conservative blogosphere regime gets uppity and blogs about it. Fie!

We Don’t Like Palestinians [sic]

Friday, August 26th, 2005

Attention Modern Crusader: Sic is used to mark unusal language that the reader might mistake for an error. It does not mean “we think these guys are doodie heads”. Please see the Wikipedia article for more information.

Also: Shiite more like Shitite, am i rite? I found this shittastic blog by searching Google for shitite.

And another thing: Google searching Jew also yields an interesting sponsored link. Obviously Google is secretly controlled by the Shitites. ZIONEST CONSPIRACY!!!

Al Qaeda Used VoIP For Terror!

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005

CNN is reporting that Al Qaeda terrorists used Asterisk VoIP technology to mastermind the terrorist attack that occured in Jordan last Friday. This information comes from high up in the intelligence community, which reported that their ability to intercept illegally encrypted VoIP telephone calls is non-existant.

Earlier today, ZDNet reported that Skype-to-Skype calls are a terror risk. Skype is a Peer to Peer (P2P) VoIP application that is popular because of its lack of security and no centralized server for the government to tap into.

Hopefully this will convince the government to outlaw uncontrolled VoIP communication software, and put tighter controls on so-called “open source” programming. People who develop tools that only benefit the terrorists are just as evil as the ones who strap bombs to their chests.

Good Gamin’ Rig

Friday, August 19th, 2005

My upgraded computer is going to rock and roll with it’s new Athlon 64 4000+ and Geforce 7800GT. Also I’m going to have fun paying my credit card all the time.

I Can Assure You, There Are No Movies Here

Friday, August 19th, 2005

WDMA is dead, The Gentlemans Club is alive, and if you submit a tech support request to Lowtax he will give you the hookup.

There are some other forums at WDMA.us where you can discuss your pathetic plans for a replacement tracker. Goon luck!

More IRC Logs

Sunday, August 14th, 2005

16:21 < @hello> i am a gigantic FAGGOT

NB: this log may or may not be fabricated.

Compugoatpedia

Sunday, August 7th, 2005

I made a Wiki. Please edit any pages as you see fit.

It is here.

See You in Hell, LowtaKKKs

Friday, August 5th, 2005

I’m not reregistering. Ever.

I was pissed off about being banned because NotShadowstar made himself look like a total douchebag, but now that I am over that, I have realised that the forums consume hours of my time each day, and don’t provide free movies. Fuck that. I’m going to learn perl, read some books, and pirate movies off usenet.

WDMA is dead

Friday, August 5th, 2005

WDMA is dead. Good riddance to bad douchebags. The official press release can be found here. The main point is this:

  • WDMA is dead, at the hands of the drama and failure it itself created, the inability of its owners to keep it working, and a bipolar narcissistic fatass named The Mystic…

Warped Tour

Monday, August 1st, 2005

Wow just wow. Incomplete, unordered list of bands I saw:

  • Transplants
  • Go Betty Go**
  • Relient K
  • Dropkick Murphys*
  • Suicide Machines
  • The Offspring*

*I went to see these bands
**Fookoffing hot

I probably saw other ones but I dont know who they all were so whatever. The motherfuckers ran out of their $3 bottles of water at some point, but the Pontiac Fire Department started spraying water.

As usual, we got confused and lost in the eastern half of Michigan. What a terrible place.

I am horribly sunburnt. It sucks.